Woops I forgot to tell everyone who cares that I wore a bikini for the first time (not counting that one time I wore it on the beach in North Carolina in front of my parents and other old people because no one really cared) at age 20 yesterday in front of my friends and even though I was so scared, all I did was act like it was no big deal and then it wasn’t
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when I was in 6th grade, my grandma bought me subscriptions to CosmoGirl! magazine and my mom thought I was too young but grandma didn’t care. anyways, one day I was on my bed with the door open reading those “Oops!” embarrassing stories and one had to do with blow jobs. like, this girl was in gym class and her teacher was giving out blow pops but instead of saying “hey i want a blow pop!” she said “hey i want a blow job!” and then was so devastated. but i truly didn’t know what that was and i was so confused, so i called my wise bff and read her the story outloud and then there was just SILENCE at the end of the phone. so i’m all like “what, katie? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?” and she said she wasn’t going to tell me. but then after i begged her for like 15 minutes she finally told me and i was SO APPALLED and SO CONFUSED that the sky opened up and a rainbow came down and i turned into a unicorn and ran away.
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my bunny just really needs to stop tap dancing across her cage and moving her towel and throwing her bowl in the air because I’VE HAD IT.
my favorite thing about holidays or dinners with my family is the part where i finish eating first and wash all of the pots and pans while everyone else is still eating. it’s the best part because i like listening to their conversations without actually being included in them. it’s nice listening from the kitchen.
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all of a sudden i hate all of my comics and i just want to delete the whole blog
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I’ve always been the only one I know to ever spell the word “weird” correctly, ever since grade school. But now, it looks weird to me and I question how correct it is whenever I write it out. Have you ever forgotten how to spell “the”? Such a strange feeling. I wonder if I’m always drunk.
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I have cinnamon french toast coffee right now
Freaks and Geeks and an accidental nap #happymemorialday (Taken with instagram)
hey, look, it’s like those photoshopped before and after photos you see on TV. except I really did lay out in the sun and get tan, AND I’ve been doing Insanity for about 12 days, or so. is that slight definition I see? this is funnnnn
on a side note: demi lovato in a bathing suit is my desktop background and she is fine as hell, which is leading me to being body positive (most days) and striving for health